oh the nostalgia
ed you are perfect
patrick is my spirit animal
i cried at the end of this episode!
man they just don’t make cartoons like this anymore
ABLEIST!!! JESUS FUCK WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT, GUYS WE HAVE TO PETITION FOR THEM TO CENSOR THIS EPISODE
- Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- New Yorker: Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.